Look, we all know why you are drinking this. You wanted the cute little ceramic frog but you got some sort of squirrel instead. Or maybe you are over a coffee drinker’s house and they unearthed this box with a flourish of pride from some hoary old cabinet. It’s neither good nor bad- it’s just tea. Don’t make it into sun tea, that’s what the Lipton’s is for.
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: HUSH MORTAL! I AM SQUINTING AT THIS TEA BOX TRYING TO SEE THE INGREDIENTS TO ADD TO STEEPSTER!
Husband: Cool cool cool. Makes perfect sense at 2 am. Second question: what’s Steepster?
Me: YOU FOOL. HA HA HA. THAT IS WHERE I RATE MY TEAS.
Husband: What about that app on your phone?
Me: DON’T BE DISGUSTING- THAT’S FOR CHEESE. NOBODY WOULD RATE TEA AND CHEESE ON THE SAME APP. IT’S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE A DEDICATED WEBSITE DEVOTED TO EACH HIGHLY SPECIFIC THING I LIKE! KNOCKOUT GAS!
Husband: zzzzzzzzzzzz
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