My husband tossed me something while I was making this. In my effort to catch it, I knocked over my gravity steeper. Boom. Two servings of ingredients all over the ground. THE TEA. IT’S DISCONTINUED. GODDAMN.
I freaked out. But it’s okay now. I made another two servings and put them over ice.
My friends sniffed the package and all agreed that the smell of wine was spot-on. And so is, I can now confirm, the taste.
This tea tastes JUST. LIKE. WINE. It’s kind of crazy how accurate it is. The berries or whatever that are in here taste like the bite of red wine, and there’s a sweetness contributed by apple that tastes like white.
I like this. It’s a little bit sickly sweet, but that’s, to be fair, accurate to wine. I wouldn’t pick this out as a thirst-quencher, but it is a very nice moment to have.
It’s better in your mouth than on the floor, that’s for sure.
Flavors: Red Wine, White Wine
I don’t like wine, but for some reason, I like this tea, which definitely tastes like wine!